Sample The Pudding

I can't fill the emptiness inside you but i can sure as hell help!

itsstuckyinmyhead:

daretocomply:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
  •   TWILIGHT 

elegently:

That moment when you text your friend “I’m almost there” but honestly you still getting ready.

batfricker:

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble

paranoid:

when your crush  starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.

greenhoused:

Live. Laugh. Communism.(:

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.