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I can't fill the emptiness inside you but i can sure as hell help!

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

multipack:

the year is 2025. food quality is no longer based on taste, but rather how good it looks on instagram

Reblogged from susemoji, Posted by stunningpicture.
guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

iwillchurnbutter:

*STABS YOU*
It’s a metaphor you see, you put the thing that kills you in between… Wait hold up I think I messed up

Reblogged from thatsmoderatelyraven, Posted by paleistic.

(Source: paleistic)

Reblogged from fatpeoplemakemehappy, Posted by 4gifs.
roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

[video]

this gif keeps getting better

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Reblogged from backdoorteenmom, Posted by gaystreetcult.

(Source: gaystreetcult)

d0nn0:

Stop scrolling

Snails have 5 assholes

Okay keep scrolling

Reblogged from bewbin, Posted by pleatedjeans.
anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”To which they replied, “Gay.”

anabbyaday:

And Judas told the priests and the Pharisees, “The man who I kiss on the cheek is the one you seek.”
To which they replied, “Gay.”

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: parakavka)

(Source: applebright)

Reblogged from bewbin, Posted by fartgallery.
fartgallery:

cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

fartgallery:

cuttieswithallyourlies:

fartgallery:

what a nice day today

This is terrifying.

Reblogged from allantruong, Posted by el-dead-soul.
nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

nosdrinker:

back at it again at krispy kreme

(Source: el-dead-soul)