Sample The Pudding

I can't fill the emptiness inside you but i can sure as hell help!

brendanielh:

Saw this, decided to read it because reasons.

"I just can’t believe I did it. 

My best friend Julie told me about Craigslist hookups. 
I thought she was a bit dirty for sleeping with random people. 
But I had just gotten so lonely lately that I had no option.

I was in my bathroom getting ready when I heard a door open. 
Before I could turn to see who had entered my flat without asking, I heard his voice;
"What’s up, madam, it’s Critikal." 
I was shocked, but in all honestly a little turned on by his deep, slightly monotonous voice. 
"H-hi there," I said, shaking a bit.
He’d already entered my bathroom, so I guess we were past the point of pleasantries. 
"Wh-what would you like to do?"
"Today I’m gonna be playing with your titties, let’s do this shit." 
"Oh… Well I gu-"
"Oh my goodness. This is the titty of perfection, I cannot believe my eyes. I have found it. The perfect titty. It’s right here in my hand."
What did he just say? I had perfect titties? I couldn’t believe this. 
This hooded man was just feeling my boobs. Nothing else. 
After twenty minutes, he leaned in for a kiss. 
Finally,” I thought to myself. 
We kissed deeply for a few seconds, after which he said “okay, I’m done playing this.”
"Wh- Excuse me?" I stuttered.
"Remember to rate the kiss, comment the kiss, and subscribe if you wanna get kisses similar to this one. See ya."
"Wait, whe-" He was gone. 
Just like that, he disappeared into blackness.”

tinelovess:

possibly one of the best twitcams to ever happen 

kryptoniteclifford:

mukeulele:

mirry-christmas:

galaxyhurrrr:

A small compilation of michAEL DOING THE THING 

IM FUCKING OUT GOOD ByE

WHO DID THIS
WHO ARE YOU
I WILL FIND YOU

i made the most uNHUMAN NOISES WHILE LISTENING TO THIS WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS

IT’S BACK!!!!!!!

"i’ll get my shit together tomorrow"

me everyday (via zackisontumblr)

supermoclel:

supermoclel:

where did my avocados go

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theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

waitinforthebus:

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

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husssel:

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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OMFG